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Life got you down? Economic woes of the nation got your brain in a bunch? Fearin the future? Emotional devastation after every downward turn of the markets?
Well, turn that frown upside down...seriously...f- it...
Lately every news program has been talking about what a dismal year this is going to be and it seems that every conversation brings up this grand sense of uncertainty and fear of what this coming year will bring. All the media hype is just bringin everyone down...
So, I say F- it....and with good reason...
1) No matter how poor I get, I will still own a bike and will still be riding. If I beg, I might even be able to buy a good beer every now and then.
2) Most of us will not be affected all that much by even a severe downturn in the economy...most of us may have to trim the excesses of our material worlds...but, as we have learned time and time and time and time again...happiness ain't in the material...
3) I will not get any dumber, uglier, slower, or more boring by any economic downturn...
4) The absolute worst thing that could happen is that I could lose my job, not a find a new one, not be able to pay my bills...if things get this bad I will simply take my La Cruz, rack it up, and head out onto the trails and roads of the Americas, leave everything behind, explore the world by bike, live off the land, sleep under the stars, running from the man while writing a great book of poems...which just happens to be my greatest dream...so, hell, I say bring it on.
5) Even if the markets return to the levels of 1990...it won't be so bad...I had a good bike in 1990...and the world had Jane's Addiction and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but no Britney Spears...
6) I've noticed that my happiness is in no relation to my annual salary anyway...so who cares? The bucks give you a couple of opportunities...also take a few away...had some great times living dirt cheap and turning wrenches at bike shops...
7) Retirement is a great myth spread by the man to get everyone to work hard while they are young in hopes of this great ease of work after 65. I have no desire to retire, the whole thing sounds so miserably dull...is miserable...not me, working til the end...working at something, don't know what...but working...maybe I'll go back to turning wrenches then?
So, I am bucking all the naysayers...brushin my shoulders off...this year is gonna be my BEST YEAR EVER...Hear that world? You ain't bringin this one down...
And for all my riding buddies who are worried, I say don't sweat it...if any of you lose your job, I'll spot you an inner tube whenever you need one...
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